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The Rules

Posted: June 7, 2006 in Other Cool Stuff
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1. The absolute agreement that ‘these ones’ will never get in the way of us.

2. Negativity will NOT be accepted, punishment for breaking this rule will be decided upon.

3. Rejection or denial of compliments in any form is strictly forbidden, punishment shall also be decided upon.

4. Things (explained later) will never be allowed to become overly serious.  THINGS: life is much too short to be taken seriously.  Seriousness is allowed about another person within reason.

5. Conclusions must not be jumped to e.g. let the other person finish the damn sentence before deciding upon an opinion and form of action.

6. You will never again be allowed near the rules.

7. The rules are more like guidelines.

8. If both parties agree, changes are allowed to be made to “The Rules” providing one or more of the parties are not under the influence of any form of mind or judgement altering substance.

9. RULES and people that take away from the general excitement of things will not be tolerated and if found, shall be immediately fired out of the closest cannon.

10. Love does and still will concur all regardless of what critics may say.

11. Sanity is over rated, will not be asked for or debated and is a total waster of a perfectly good insane world.

12. There is no point in a point it just drags away from communication.

13. Insults are allowed though – only in appropriate tones of voice and said with a friendly connotation.

14. Anything that is not understood or ever to be understandable shall be, in turn, be declared and noted as an insane crack-headed statement.

15. We won’t talk about that.

16. Time is of the essence.

17. Eccentric ramblings, eccentric artisticness and the eating of wheat-bixs is acceptable at all times.  If any given person, male or female, gets in the way of these practices they will be shot and/or violated by either or both parties.

18. Rule 7 can only be applied if Rule 2 is not serious.

19. Water is not under any circumstances classified as a food and therefore cannot and will not be negotiable.

20. Nothing and everything shall be blamed on the Hats.

21. Imagination is the only weapon again the war on reality.

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