Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s),

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: 5+1 Things, Love Confessions, Humour, These Two Are Hopeless, But I LOVE THEM, Fluff, SO MUCH FLUFF, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, I CAN’T STRESS IT ENOUGH, Idiots in Love, Snatch References, Just So Much Cute, All Cuteness Here People, Just – Love Ok?, It’s a Beautiful Pile of Love,

Summary: Or Five Times Kraglin Blurted Out He Loved Yondu and the One Time Yondu Did. In which Kraglin says some things and makes Yondu feel some things, and it all works out in the end.

A/N: I reference my favourite movie in this fic, – because I can, if you haven’t seen Snatch watch it it is literally the best, I also stole Taylor and Trav from ‘Just Say Yes’ because they are cute and I’m a little bit in love with them.

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: Writer’s block is a bitch and I don’t own anything except my stories. Nobody in it’s mine, except for any original characters, so please don’t sue 😀


They hadn’t been doing this that long the first time it happened. Yondu wasn’t sure if he could call what they had a ‘relationship’ or whatever, but they certainly were fucking with alarming regularity.

Yondu was attempting to tell his first mate about this solo he was planning on taking, when Kraglin had blown the whole stupid thing out of proportion. He was acting all concerned which was utterly ridiculous because Yondu could take care of his-fucking-self.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Tullk,

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri, Kraglin Obfonteri/Original Male Character(s),

Tags: Crushes, Unrequited Crush, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Temporarily Unrequited Love, Mutual Pining, Mutual Attraction, Jealousy, Possessive Behaviour, Insecurity, Insecure Yondu, Emotional Idiots, Idiots in Love, Rough Sex, Biting, Dirty Talk, Smut, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Love Confessions, Porn with Plot, Porn with Feelings, Humour,

Summary: In which there is a crush, emotional angst, a touch of jealousy, and a metaphor about doors that nobody understands.

A/N: This was born from a conversation involving a metaphor, which I used to explain a romantic predicament a friend was in – he didn’t get it and hey – when real life actually inspires you, use it amirite?

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: No moneys is being made off my fics, I is poor. Do not be suings me.


That new rookie was always staring at him. Yondu picked at his teeth with a chipped fingernail.

At twenty-two he was the youngest Stakar had ever sent out on their own. He still wasn’t sure if that was because he was actually ready or because the man was simply sick of his bullshit. Didn’t matter either way, Yondu had his own ship now, and he ran her his way.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Smart!Kraglin, Humour, Intelligence, Yondu Finds Intelligence Hot, Sapiosexual, Yes That’s The Word For It I Looked It Up lol, Fluff, Romance, In a Ravager-y Way, Mutual Attraction, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, All Cuteness Here People,

Summary: Yondu wasn’t an idiot – far from it – but he never considered himself particularly smart either. Kraglin however – holy shit – Kraglin was a fucking genius and it made Yondu crazy.

A/N: So there’s this line I read (and you’ll have to forgive me because I’ve forgotten where I read it, I have a HORRIBLE memory and everything blurs together if I don’t write it down immediately lol) but someone (and if it’s you please tell me so I can give you credit for this idea 😉 ) wrote Peter telling Kraglin he was just as dumb as ever. And I thought – what if he wasn’t? What if he was a specific off the charts level of really intelligent all wrapped up in an unsuspecting package? I was like; yeah, that would make a cute story and then my brain went – oooor – oooor… What if Kraglin was a genius and it made Yondu hotter than a jalapeño’s coochie? Annnnnd that’s how ‘Talk Nerdy to Me’ was born. So – enjoy 🙂

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything Marvel or GotG related. Frank says I do, but Frank’s a fucking lair.


The interesting thing about Kraglin was he looked like a dumb-ass.

Ok, so maybe not a dumb-ass exactly, but he was tall, lanky and goofy looking, with big soft blue eyes.

He didn’t look like a Ravager, he wasn’t terrifying or bulky or ugly. But shit, that kid could scrap with the best of them.

So it came as a shock when the boy made senior crew, sat in on a strategy meeting, and revealed something nobody knew about him.

Kraglin Obfonteri was a fucking genius.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Peter Quill, Tullk,

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Gift Giving, Presents, Instincts, Mating Rituals, Poor Clueless Kraglin, Peter Thinks They’re Both Idiots, Idiots in Love, Miscommunication, Feels, Fluff, Humour, Romance, In a Ravager-y Way, Fluffy Feels, Just All Cuteness Here People

Summary: Someone’s been breaking into his room, the Captain is acting – strange, and Peter seems to know something about what’s going on. It’s just another thing for Kraglin to juggle in his already hectic life. Nobody tells you when you land the job, being first mate is difficult, but Kraglin’s been doing it for years and by now? The whole multitasking thing? He’s a fucking pro.

A/N: This is the final one shot that was inspired by Write_like_an_American’s “Punch Ups, Lice and Everything Nice”, and HaviCat’s “ Gonna Chase You Outta Earth”. This was my take on what would happen if it was Yondu who wanted Kraglin instead of the other way around, because frankly I love any excuse to write Clueless!Kraglin and Infatuated!Yondu. So – enjoy the inevitable train wreck that are these two absolutely adorable idiots.

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: I doth not own this, nor do I have any sense! Please doth not sue! I am poor and my ye ol’ English is even poorer XD


Yondu could pinpoint the exact moment when everything in him wanted Kraglin Obfonteri.

It hadn’t been anything too unusual, they’d been friends for years, and working together even longer than that.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Tullk,

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Alcohol, Food, Violence, Blood and Gore, Shiny Things, Kraglin Extracts a Spine, I Can’t Believe I Just Tagged That, Smut, Dirty Talk, Biting, Animal Instincts, Porn with Plot, Porn with Feelings, Rough Sex, Because I’m Incapable of Writing Anything Without Feels,

Summary: How do you get a man like Yondu to notice you?

Kraglin has a plan.

A/N: So this is the second of three one shots that I wrote with inspiration from Write_like_an_American’s “Punch Ups, Lice and Everything Nice”, and HaviCat’s “ Gonna Chase You Outta Earth”. If you haven’t already, go and read them because they are incredible.

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: Not mine! Love ’em but I don’t own ’em.  They’s ma boys but only in my twisted lil’ mind 😉


Kraglin had been first mate for three months now.

An entire three months, lurking behind the captain, threatening, and mocking marks and crew alike. The Hraxian liked his job, liked the captain too.

Perhaps a bit more than he rightfully should.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri,

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: First Meetings, First Time, Pickpockets, Stealing, Thieving, Porn with Plot, Porn with Feelings, Smut, Knotting, Biting, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Fluffy Ending

Summary: It started out as an interest that turned into an obsession. An obsession that became a game of cat and mouse that both the cat and mouse were desperate to win.

Or, how Yondu met Kraglin.

A/N: This is the first of three one shots born from reading the lovely Write_like_an_American’s “Punch Ups, Lice and Everything Nice”, so props to you because you’re amazing, the way you write characters is just so bang on 🙂

The ideas were already forming into little scenes in my head when the incredible HaviCat gave us the gem “Gonna Chase You Outta Earth”, you managed to take a controller and button mash just about every kink I have until my brain was imploding with awesome, so thank you for that 😉

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: Nothing Marvel or GotG related is mine – because let’s face it – if it were I sure as hell wouldn’t be writing this right now, I’d be over in the US helping write the Yondu Prequel and Volume 3 (Hint Hint! We’re looking at you, James Gunn!!)


Hrax is a piece of shit planet, Kraglin hates it, but it’s his home. Smog filled skies, grimy streets, whorehouses and bars by the bundles, and little back alley markets – like the one he’s in now. Some compare it Knowhere, but he wouldn’t know – he’s never been.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Peter Quill, Original Child Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Gamora (Mentioned),

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Fluff, Family Fluff, Family, Family Feels, Baby Fic, A Fix-It Of Sorts, Magic, Life After Death, Imaginary Friends, Ghosts, Weird Space Magic, Granddaddy!Kraglin, Dad!Peter, Pathetically Emotional and Deals with My Feels in the Floofiest Way Possible, It’s all Soft and Squishy Here People, Maybe with a Touch of Angsty-ness,

Summary: “I wish Yondu were here ta see just how perfect ya is.” He murmurs to the tiny bundle in his arms. He fishes around in a jumpsuit pocket and places a necklace over her little head. The pendant is made from yaka. It had taken him quite some time to work the metal into the little arrow shape, but it had been worth it. It was silly but, the thought of some part of Yondu being with her – protecting her – it made him feel good in ways he hadn’t for five years. “This is so you’ll always have yer other Granddaddy wit’ ya.”

Yolanda doesn’t react, instead, looking over Kraglin’s shoulder. Her eyes light up and she gives a huge gummy grin, “Gah!”

Kraglin chuckles, “Yeah, gah.”

A/N: This is a sequel for ‘Tell Me You Love Me One Last Time’ I knocked together the other day. It came to me while watching Z Nation of all things lol I wrote this because that fic made me sad and I’m absolutely incapable of leaving something so angsty :p

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: No ownership claimed, I’m just playing in the Marvel universe and enjoying every second of it :p

Sequel to: Tell Me You Love Me One Last Time

Part Eight of Yondu Week 2017.

#yonduweek


When Peter holds Yolanda in his arms, with her tiny mint coloured fist shoved into her mouth, Kraglin can’t help but feel like a proud Granddaddy.

So, when he smiles up at the Hraxian and hands the tiny bundle over, he clutches her like she’s made of glass.  Bright blue eyes blink up at him and she pulls the fist from her mouth, she gives him a wide gummy smile and he feels like his heart is going to burst, “Hi Landi.” He says, stroking a hand across her black hair.

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