The Rules

Posted: June 7, 2006 in Other Cool Stuff
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1. The absolute agreement that ‘these ones’ will never get in the way of us.

2. Negativity will NOT be accepted, punishment for breaking this rule will be decided upon.

3. Rejection or denial of compliments in any form is strictly forbidden, punishment shall also be decided upon.

4. Things (explained later) will never be allowed to become overly serious.  THINGS: life is much too short to be taken seriously.  Seriousness is allowed about another person within reason.

5. Conclusions must not be jumped to e.g. let the other person finish the damn sentence before deciding upon an opinion and form of action.

6. You will never again be allowed near the rules.

7. The rules are more like guidelines.

8. If both parties agree, changes are allowed to be made to “The Rules” providing one or more of the parties are not under the influence of any form of mind or judgement altering substance.

9. RULES and people that take away from the general excitement of things will not be tolerated and if found, shall be immediately fired out of the closest cannon.

10. Love does and still will concur all regardless of what critics may say.

11. Sanity is over rated, will not be asked for or debated and is a total waster of a perfectly good insane world.

12. There is no point in a point it just drags away from communication.

13. Insults are allowed though – only in appropriate tones of voice and said with a friendly connotation.

14. Anything that is not understood or ever to be understandable shall be, in turn, be declared and noted as an insane crack-headed statement.

15. We won’t talk about that.

16. Time is of the essence.

17. Eccentric ramblings, eccentric artisticness and the eating of wheat-bixs is acceptable at all times.  If any given person, male or female, gets in the way of these practices they will be shot and/or violated by either or both parties.

18. Rule 7 can only be applied if Rule 2 is not serious.

19. Water is not under any circumstances classified as a food and therefore cannot and will not be negotiable.

20. Nothing and everything shall be blamed on the Hats.

21. Imagination is the only weapon again the war on reality.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Peter Quill, Rocket Racoon, Groot, Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, Tullk

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Injury, Worried!Yondu, Injured!Kraglin, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Humour, Parent!Yondu, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Fluff, First Kiss, Team as Family, Happy Ending, I Had Fun with this – ‘Cause I Can, Just Sappy – ‘Cause I’m a Romantic Asshole :p

Summary: Kraglin didn’t want to die – but if he was going to – he’d rather be with Yondu than anywhere else in the universe.

In which Kraglin gets injured, and Yondu – the stubborn prick – won’t let him die.

Prompt Seven: Purple, Goodbye, Warmth, Travel, Clothes

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: You know, I hate Vegemite – it tastes like deep fried axle grease. Also I don’t own Marvel or Guardians, ya’ll 😉

Part Seven of Yondu Week 2018.

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Yondu had never been more terrified in his entire life and his existence in the universe had been pretty fucking crazy.

Neither of them was built for this climate – fucking freezing – and Kraglin was hurt bad.

Yondu was curled around him, as much of his body against the thinner man as he could. The battered captain’s coat was wrapped around the Hraxian’s mangled legs and his breathing was raspy and thin.

If the Eclector didn’t get here soon – neither of them would make it.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: 5 Things, Developing Relationship, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Teaching, Fixing Stuff, Painting, Painting Stuff, Humour, Drinking, Smart!Kraglin, Mutual Pining, Gifts, Gift Giving, Yondu achieves Captain, Idiots in Love, Jealousy, Desire, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Fluff, Light Angst, Happy Ending, Just a Big Bucket of Love Ya’ll, Number 3 is in Honour of Michael Rooker’s Ability to Nap Literally Anywhere :p

Summary: Yondu and Kraglin have a unique relationship, but they care about each other and in the end, that’s what counts.

A tale of a developing relationship, told through snippets of life.

Prompt Six: Violet, Desire, Ravager, Gift, Teacher

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: I have much love, but do not own Marvel or GotG.

Part Six of Yondu Week 2018.

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1. Teacher

“I told ya Kraglin, I can’t fuckin’ do this!”

The Hraxian sighed, “Yes, ya can.”

Yondu tossed the wrench aside and rubbed a greasy hand over his face. It streaked his blue skin with grime and he turned frustrated eyes to his friend, “Every time ya tell me somement I dun remember it – or it gits all jumbled an’ I confuse one thing wit’ tha other an’ I can’t fuckin’ do it ok?!”

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri

Relationships: Yondu Udonta & Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Friendship, Stars, The Universe, Science Stuff, Humour, Dying Star, Supernova, Fluff

Summary: Yondu’s a stubborn prick and if Kraglin’s learnt anything over the years, it’s that sometimes – you just have to go with it.

In which Yondu shows Kraglin something, Kraglin is amazed and they share a beer together.

Prompt Five: Blue, Quote, Death, Food, Stars

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: Roses are Red, Bananas are Good, I don’t own Marvel, but I would if I could!

Part Five of Yondu Week 2018.

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“Where tha hell are we Cap?”

Yondu pulled the m-ship up and set it to drift, “Edge o’ tha Andromeda galaxy. Yer gon’ love this Krags, trust me.”

The Hraxian watched the man enter the galley and followed, “Love what? One minute we done tha job an’ we’s headin’ back ta tha Eclector, next minute we’re bookin’ it across tha galaxy.” Yondu shoved a tallie of beer, two packets of chips and a bag full of chocolates into Kraglin’s arms. “What tha fuck’s all this fer?” Yondu passed him with another armful of stuff, “Cap? Cap?!”

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri

Relationships: Yondu Udonta/Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Gift Giving, Nervous!Kraglin, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Fluff, Idiots in Love, Big Bucket of ‘Awww’, All Cuteness Here People,

Summary: The door was intimidating as hell, now he was standing outside it.

In which Kraglin thinks his idea is stupid, Yondu thinks it’s the best thing ever and it all works out in the end.

Prompt Four: Green, Smile, Passion, Collection, First

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: Though it would be the absolute greatness thing ever – I don’t own Marvel or GotG. I am a simple human, with simple needs, to spend my spare time writing about my favourite characters 😀

Part Four of Yondu Week 2018.

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Kraglin had been first mate for five years and not once had he set foot in Yondu’s quarters. The taller man hadn’t thought it strange, the Centaurian valued his privacy.

Who the hell didn’t?

He’d never approached the man after shift, so he hadn’t had a need to go up to that strangely intimidating blast proof door.

Until now.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Peter Quill, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Yondu Udonta & Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Wakes & Funerals, Grief/Mourning, Poor Kraglin, Little!Peter, Family, Friendship, Secrets, Family Reunions, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Summary: Peter knew how it felt to lose your Mom.

In which, Kraglin mourns, Yondu supports, and Peter meets the Obfonteris.

Prompt Three: Yellow, Secret, Despair, Family, Reunion

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: My youngest child won’t stop saying ‘Dougie’ (Hey Dougie) :/ – Oh! I don’t own Marvel or GotG, by the way…

Part Three of Yondu Week 2018.

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Hrax was – weird.

Peter thought it resembled the big smog filled cities back on Earth – but way worse.

The thing about Hraxians was they weren’t like the people from Earth.

Terrans, Peter reminded himself as he clung to Yondu’s side.

They didn’t wear black when somebody died – like everyone at his Momma’s funeral – they wore yellow.

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Child Character(s),

Relationships: Yondu Udonta & Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Ravagers on Holiday, Established Relationship, Humour, Playing Pretend, The Floor’s Lava, Kids are Fun, Just Plain Silly, Harmless Bit of Fluff, All Cuteness Here People

Summary: Kraglin had always been good with kids, he was surprised to find Yondu was too.

In which Yondu and Kraglin play pretend with a bunch of kids and have a grand old time.

Prompt Two: Orange, Holiday, Child, Scarf, Fantasy

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: No ownership of Marvel or GotG – that honour sadly belongs to others 😦

Part Two of Yondu Week 2018.

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“LOOK OUT! THE FLOOR’S LAVA!!”

Kraglin leapt about a foot in the air, “What tha fuck?!”

“Um-ah! Swear!”

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Characters: Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Obfonteri

Relationships: Yondu Udonta & Kraglin Obfonteri

Tags: Injury, Pre-Slash, Emotional – Hurt/Comfort, These Boys are No Good at That, But Damnit They Try, Friendship, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Reference Torture, Implied/Referenced Slavery, Light Angst, They’re Both Sweet on Each Other 🙂

Warnings: Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Slavery

Summary: Kraglin left him alone for two hours. Two!

In which, Kraglin stitches Yondu up and Yondu tells him more about himself than he’s ever told anyone.

Prompt One: Red, Music, Ability, Dream, Heart

A/N: You can blame all the titles of this series of works on Firefly and the fact that theme song has been stuck in my head for, like, four days now XD

The concept of Hrax and Hraxian!Kraglin comes from the incredible Write_Like_An_American, who’s stories I utterly adore ❤ (and you should totally go read, like, all of them because they are amazing) So, shout to them for creating it because none of my stories would exist without their ideas 🙂

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything Marvel or GotG related. I just obsess like only a crazy-ass fan can :p

Part One of Yondu Week 2018.

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Not many people saw Yondu bleed. His whistle was piercing, and his arrow was sharp.

Not many people got the chance to take another breath, let alone injure the man.

Kraglin didn’t know how much blood a body could hold; however, it was generally accepted that it should stay on the inside, not be covering the dirty floor, the door jamb or the bathroom mirror.

God.

That was a lot of blood.

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