The Rules

Posted: June 7, 2006 in Other Cool Stuff

1. The absolute agreement that ‘these ones’ will never get in the way of us.

2. Negativity will NOT be accepted, punishment for breaking this rule will be decided upon.

3. Rejection or denial of compliments in any form is strictly forbidden, punishment shall also be decided upon.

4. Things (explained later) will never be allowed to become overly serious.  THINGS: life is much too short to be taken seriously.  Seriousness is allowed about another person within reason.

5. Conclusions must not be jumped to e.g. let the other person finish the damn sentence before deciding upon an opinion and form of action.

6. You will never again be allowed near the rules.

7. The rules are more like guidelines.

8. If both parties agree, changes are allowed to be made to “The Rules” providing one or more of the parties are not under the influence of any form of mind or judgement altering substance.

9. RULES and people that take away from the general excitement of things will not be tolerated and if found, shall be immediately fired out of the closest cannon.

10. Love does and still will concur all regardless of what critics may say.

11. Sanity is over rated, will not be asked for or debated and is a total waster of a perfectly good insane world.

12. There is no point in a point it just drags away from communication.

13. Insults are allowed though – only in appropriate tones of voice and said with a friendly connotation.

14. Anything that is not understood or ever to be understandable shall be, in turn, be declared and noted as an insane crack-headed statement.

15. We won’t talk about that.

16. Time is of the essence.

17. Eccentric ramblings, eccentric artisticness and the eating of wheat-bixs is acceptable at all times.  If any given person, male or female, gets in the way of these practices they will be shot and/or violated by either or both parties.

18. Rule 7 can only be applied if Rule 2 is not serious.

19. Water is not under any circumstances classified as a food and therefore cannot and will not be negotiable.

20. Nothing and everything shall be blamed on the Hats.

21. Imagination is the only weapon again the war on reality.


#TreatYoself To These Anti-Inflammatory Turmeric Chocolate Truffles Hero Image

The chocolates are best stored in the fridge in an airtight container and best eaten within a few days, which shouldn’t be a problem at all 😉


  • ¼ cup nut butter of your choice
  • ¼ cup flour
  • 2 teaspoons honey
  • 1 teaspoon maple syrup
  • ½ teaspoon turmeric
  • ¼ teaspoon ginger powder
  • pinch of black pepper
  • 2 teaspoons coconut oil, melted
  • ½ teaspoon cardamom ground
  • 40 grams dark chocolate, melted

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These Healthy Truffles Have A Magic Ingredient That Will Make People Fall In Love With You (No, Really) Hero Image

These truffles are dairy-free, insanely decadent and can be customized for your favorite flavor preference, from matcha to rose to lavender to salted almond to cinnamon and cayenne. If the flower essences don’t make your cupid’s target fall in love with you, their flavor certainly will.


  • 1 cup coconut milk
  • 300g dark chocolate (70% or higher)
  • 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
  • 10 drops flower essence of choice

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Oregano Flower-Infused Vinegar

Posted: February 11, 2017 in Other Cool Stuff
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Oregano Flower-Infused Vinegar To Boost Your Immune System Hero Image

You can use this vinegar in all of your favorite vinaigrette recipes.


  • 1 cup fresh oregano flowers and leaves, removed from stem
  • 2 cups champagne vinegar

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Top it with fruit soaked in honey just because it tastes good 🙂

Important Note: If you want to make this fabulous recipe, you’ll need to marinate the fruit for a whole day, so make sure you do that the day before! The mixture then needs to set for 48 hours before it can be consumed! A long process I know, but trust me, it’s totally worth it 😉

Serves 2

Ingredients (Topping)

  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • a fruit or fruits of your choice

Ingredients (Panna Cotta)

  • 1 teaspoon unflavored powdered gelatin
  • 2 teaspoons cold water
  • 1 cup canned, coconut milk
  • 2 tablespoons honey
  • ⅛ teaspoon sea salt

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Ayurvedic Soup To Boost Your Metabolism + Calm Inflammation Hero Image

This soup leaves you with a warm feeling and satisfied taste buds.

Important Note: If you want to make this fabulous recipe, you’ll need to soak the mung beans overnight, so make sure you do that the night before!


  • 1 tablespoon ghee
  • 2 cups whole mung beans
  • 12 cups water
  • ½ teaspoon ground black pepper
  • ½ teaspoon ground ginger
  • ½ teaspoon ground cumin seed
  • ¼ teaspoon rock salt (plus more, to taste)
  • 1 teaspoon lime juice (optional)
  • 2 teaspoons minced coriander

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Ahhh this recipe is soooo much fun! I love it, who doesn’t love unicorns?! 😀

Important Note: If you want to make this fabulous recipe, you’ll need to soak the cashews for four hours, so make sure you do that the night before!


  • 1 cups raw cashews
  • 3 cups water
  • 1 vanilla bean, insides scraped out
  • 60ml of ginger juice
  • 60ml lemon juice
  • 1 tablespoon spirulina extract
  • 1 tablespoon maca root
  • 2 medjool dates
  • Turmeric, spirulina powder, and organic sprinkles to garnish (optional)

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I’m stupidly excited to share this recipe with people because it is just the most fancy and amazing thing and it tastes crazy good 😀

Ingredients (Base)

  • 1 tablespoon maqui berry powder
  • 120ml water
  • 1 teaspoon coconut oil
  • 4 teaspoons rice bran powder
  • 1 teaspoon honey

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